Season 2 Episode 1 – Jet Black Collar Shirt With A New Floral Apron

Get ready for a whole lot more black outfits in the episodes to come, because Bree isn’t about to be done mourning. Here wearing a classy button up collar shirt in jet black, paired with black pants and a floral apron; which happens to be one we haven’t seen yet previously. She sticks to a sober hairstyle by putting it up in a simple bun. The trademark pearl earrings are also still present. Check out her purple gloves lol Not very color-coordinated with the rest of her outfit, but I guess it doesn’t really matter here.

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt flowery kitchen apron

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt closeup pearl earrings

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt flowery kitchen apron purple gloves

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt flowery kitchen apron black pants stairs living room interior

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt closeup pearl earrings

Season 2 Episode 1 – Bree’s All Black Ensemble

Here’s Bree discussing Rex’s funeral with her crazy mother in law, Phyllis, and the poor priest who has no say whatsoever. Wearing for this occasion a very chic ensemble in all black – a jacket and skirt suit. Paired with sheer black tights. The skirt is knee length.

Again, she keeps it very sober with a simple bun and plain pearl earrings.

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Season 2 Episode 1 – Bree’s first outfit as a mourning widow

Bree is now a widow, so here’s her very first all black look since Rex passed away. She put her hair up in a sober bun and wears no jewelry except for her watch and her pearl earrings.  I added a bunch of closeups below so you can see the details of the sweater (frills at the colar and flower detailing), which seems to be made of cashmere, or some sort of annoying pure wool that can’t be machine washed :-p

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Season 2 Episode 1 – Bree’s purple Knitting Bee sweater

Bree Van De Kamp hosts the “Knitting Bee” at her home, sitting near the awesome Ida Greenberg.

Bree is wearing the exact same purple and white top / sweater she wore in Season 1 – Episode 5 (click for more pictures), while out on her neighborhood watch duty:

I’m pretty sure – now that we have this new set of pictures – that the white and purple are not two different layers, but actually one piece. I’m not sure about the brand. It kind of looks like a typical Free People top from that period, but I can’t say for sure. If anyone can identify the brand, let me know!

Season 2 is coming up!

Hi everyone, I’m so sorry I haven’t updated Desperate Bree in a while. I’ve been working on Season 2, so look out for it within the next couple of weeks. It looks like a breeze once you’re looking at the end result on the site, but it does take a lot of time and work to make all the screen caps, tag them, upload them, then organize them in posts, categories and labels. I am definitely planning on doing all 8 seasons. Hopefully we can end up identifying most of Bree’s clothes.

I have improved the search and browsing experience on the site. Looking through the archive via categories, tags, and search used to only display excerpts without pictures. Now you can look up anything or browse any way you want, you will see the full posts with the pictures you’re looking for. So much better!

Anyway, I’m very much looking forward to seeing Season 2 posted on here. I will also re-enable comments in a bit. I have to finish installing some extra security and spam filters, because they’re the reason why comments were disabled in the first place. It had become impossible to manage. So that should also be resolved shortly, and you’ll be able to post comments and questions underneath each post.

Make sure you add Desperate Bree to your bookmarks if you don’t want to miss all the new posts soon!

Season 1 – Bree’s Argyle Sweaters

There’s something posh and timeless about argyle prints. A definite must have in any wardrobe! Here are all of Bree’s argyle sweaters from season 1. The first one was worn twice, in 2 different episodes. You can find them all here: http://www.desperatebree.com/tag/argyle/

Season 1 – Bree’s Aprons

Bree Van De Kamp is a pro in the kitchen, so needless to say she owns a lot of aprons. Here’s her whole collection from season 1:

You can also view them all separately with additional pictures here: http://www.desperatebree.com/tag/apron/

Season 1 – Bree’s Cable Knit Sweaters

Before moving on to season 2, let’s have a look back at some of Bree’s most recurring clothes. We’ll start with her cable knit sweaters. Two round neck versions, and 3 v-necks. They can all be found here: http://www.desperatebree.com/tag/cable-knit/

I’m pretty sure that the green and the white v-neck are exactly the same sweater, except in a different color. If anyone knows the brands, let me know!

Season 1 Episode 23 – Bree and Rex’s Framed Wedding Portrait

Aw, this is it! The end of Season 1!  Ending with a closeup shot of Bree and Rex’s framed wedding picture. It looks photoshopped to death, but oh well lol

Season 1 Episode 23 – Bree’s Green Outfit When Rex Has Died

Wearing the same green ribbed sweater and navy pants she wore at the hospital in the previous scene. But this time with an apron and no scarf. There’s also a shot the heels she’s wearing. I got some closeups of her apron, if anyone’s interested in the pattern.

It’s interesting to note that she is wearing her hair in a bun here – as she’s about to get a phone call from the hospital announcing that Rex has passed away – because she will be wearing her hair in a bun throughout many episodes in Season 2 while mourning Rex.