Category Archives: Season 2 – Episode 01

Season 2 Episode 1 – Rex’s Funeral

This is Bree’s third funeral outfit already! Can you believe it? We first had Mary Alice’s funeral, and then Mama Solis (that one was quite fabulous).

Here she opted for a two piece ensemble, a vintage style necklace, and her hair pinned up. The necklace isn’t a style we’re used to see Bree wearing. But I do like that the shape and length work well the cut of her jacket collar.

I’m really not sure about the brand of this outfit. It reminds me of Nanette Lepore, but I couldn’t say for sure. If anyone knows, let me know!

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Desperate Housewives Bree black formal jacket skirt ensemble for Rex's funeral

Season 2 Episode 1 – Jet Black Collar Shirt With A New Floral Apron

Get ready for a whole lot more black outfits in the episodes to come, because Bree isn’t about to be done mourning. Here wearing a classy button up collar shirt in jet black, paired with black pants and a floral apron; which happens to be one we haven’t seen yet previously. She sticks to a sober hairstyle by putting it up in a simple bun. The trademark pearl earrings are also still present. Check out her purple gloves lol Not very color-coordinated with the rest of her outfit, but I guess it doesn’t really matter here.

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt flowery kitchen apron

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt closeup pearl earrings

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt flowery kitchen apron purple gloves

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt flowery kitchen apron black pants stairs living room interior

Desperate Housewives Bree black collar button up shirt closeup pearl earrings

Season 2 Episode 1 – Bree’s All Black Ensemble

Here’s Bree discussing Rex’s funeral with her crazy mother in law, Phyllis, and the poor priest who has no say whatsoever. Wearing for this occasion a very chic ensemble in all black – a jacket and skirt suit. Paired with sheer black tights. The skirt is knee length.

Again, she keeps it very sober with a simple bun and plain pearl earrings.

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Bree Van De Kamp all black widow ensemble / jacket and skirt suit / business / formal

Season 2 Episode 1 – Bree’s first outfit as a mourning widow

Bree is now a widow, so here’s her very first all black look since Rex passed away. She put her hair up in a sober bun and wears no jewelry except for her watch and her pearl earrings.  I added a bunch of closeups below so you can see the details of the sweater (frills at the colar and flower detailing), which seems to be made of cashmere, or some sort of annoying pure wool that can’t be machine washed :-p

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Bree Van De Kamp dressed as a mourning widow in all black sweater and pants

Season 2 Episode 1 – Bree’s purple Knitting Bee sweater

Bree Van De Kamp hosts the “Knitting Bee” at her home, sitting near the awesome Ida Greenberg.

Bree is wearing the exact same purple and white top / sweater she wore in Season 1 – Episode 5 (click for more pictures), while out on her neighborhood watch duty:

I’m pretty sure – now that we have this new set of pictures – that the white and purple are not two different layers, but actually one piece. I’m not sure about the brand. It kind of looks like a typical Free People top from that period, but I can’t say for sure. If anyone can identify the brand, let me know!